As a full-service advertising and marketing agency, our objective is to Ignite a passion in our audience, Inspire them to act upon that passion, and in turn, Influence their thoughts and decisions to achieve our clients' goals.
With that in mind, Vimarc is searching for a talented and motivated Internet Defender (Troll) for various intimidation/competitive purposes to join our ranks. If you want an opportunity to share your dank memes, annoy our competitors and contribute to a great and rewarding workplace by creating pandemonium, you’ve come to the right agency.
Must be able to:
Sow discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting individuals
Start inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages with the intent of provoking readers into an emotional response
Disrupt normal, on-topic discussion for our amusement
Hold a designated admin position on a Reddit forum
Be involved in at least 3 quarrels/spats in 2 or more closed Facebook groups
Spend more than 1 full week without leaving the confines of your own room
Wear a fedora at any point requested without rebuttal
Special consideration will be given if:
You play Magic the Gathering
You use the phrase “M’lady” on a frequent basis
You have a special focus in creating discourse among communities of business people with inappropriate or upsetting remarks but only online
The main goal of adding an Internet Defender to our team would be in trolling our competitors. You’d be a sort of watchdog over our agency, meant to confuse and enrage our enemies. We here at Vimarc would like to make you a part of our family. Please submit all Memegenerator portfolios and resumes by clicking the Apply Now button above.